Drive-Thru Virgin

(A customer pulls up to the drive-thru and the headpiece beeps in my ear to alert me.)

Me: “Welcome to [Coffee Place]. What can I get for you?”

Customer: *no response*

Me: “Hello? What can I get for you?”

Customer: *no response*

(The customer drives up to the drive-thru window.)

Customer: “There must be something wrong with your drive-thru. I kept talking but you didn’t hear me.”

Me: “I was trying to talk to you. I know it works because I have been using it all day.”

Customer: “Well, it’s broken now.”

Me: “Did you roll down your window?”

Customer: “Oh, I have to do that?”

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