Not Home Appropriate

(I am homeschooled. My mom is out doing Christmas shopping, leaving me to do my Spanish assignment, which is taking the verb and conjugating it. My dad comes over.)

Dad: “Hey, [My Name]. Can I help?”

Me: “Um, I guess.”

(He watches me conjugate gustar, for like.)

Dad: “Hey, that’s like that meme. Me gusta, right?”

Me: “Yes, dad.”

(The next sentence is ‘My big sister is molestar me.’ I have to conjugate the verb molestar, which means ‘to bother.’)

Dad: “HEY! Is this appropriate?!”

Me: “…”