Drive-Bye-Bye

(Occasionally in the drive-thru, we’ll have someone trigger the system that lets us know there’s a customer there, but, since there’s a through lane right next to it, they’re just driving around. Over this summer, we have a sub-manager at our store. His normal store is downtown, while ours is in the suburbs. The drive-thru dings.)

Me: “Hi, welcome to [restaurant], what can I get for you?”

(At this point, we can see the customer has driven around.)

Sub-Manager: “It’s a drive-by!”

(We all stare at him.)

Sub-Manager: “…and at my store, everyone would’ve hit the floor!”