Dripping With Contradictions
Me: “Hi, how are you today?”
Customer: “Can I ask you a question?”
Me: “Sure. How can I help you?”
Customer: “Is there any coffee in a latte?”
Me: “Yeah, there is. We put two shots of coffee in a tall latte.”
Customer: “Oh, okay. How about the cappuccino? Does that have coffee?”
Me: “Yes, sir, there are two shots in the cappuccino as well.”
Customer: “So, are you SURE there is coffee in a cappuccino? Because I really need coffee!”
Me: “I can assure you there is coffee in it. I can even give you extra shots of coffee.”
Customer: “So, there is coffee in it?”
Me: “Yes, there is coffee in a cappuccino.”
Customer: “Well, I don’t want coffee! What kind of place is this?!”
Me: “A…coffee shop?”
Customer: *leaves in a huff*
Me: *completely confused*
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
