Dripping Wet With Double Meaning
(The show “Singing in the Rain,” featuring actual onstage rain, has just finished, and the audience is thanking all the actors for a good show. One elderly lady walks up to me.)
Elderly Lady: “Ugh. This show got me wet. It’s a shame; I get wet every other day of the week, anyway.”
(I was scared to shake her hand after that!)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?