Drink Until You’re Blue In The Face

I work in a cocktail bar.

Customer: “Can I get a virgin ‘Adios, Motherf*****’?”

Me: “Uh… that drink is usually vodka, gin, rum, tequila, curacao, sour, and Sprite.”

Customer: “Yeah, but can I get it virgin?”

Me: “So you want like… Sprite?”

Customer: “Yeah!”

I gave him a Sprite for the price of a Sprite.

Customer: “What the f*** is this? I wanted an ‘Adios, Motherf*****’?”

I get some flavorless blue coloring, put a few drops in the Sprite, and give it back to him.

Customer: “Woo! Now we’re talking!”