Drink And Drive Apart Relationships

| Romantic | January 3, 2013

(My boyfriend and I are talking about how my ex showed up at a party the weekend before. My boyfriend isn’t exactly a big fan of the guy and wasn’t while I was dating him.)

Me: “I can’t believe I wasted so much of my life on him.”

Boyfriend: “Me either. I had a pretty good plan to break you guys up, though.”

Me: “Really?”

Boyfriend: “I’m not saying I would’ve home wrecked, even though I thought about it. I was just planning on taking away all your alcohol so you’d sober up enough to see what you were dating.”

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