Drink And Be Merry, For Tomorrow We Die
(My daughter is hanging out with her aunt in the living room as I finish some up some work in the other room. My daughter is making fake food and drinks.)
Daughter: “Here’s your drink. Enjoy!”
Aunt: “Oh! That was yummy!”
Daughter: “Good, because you just drank your death.”
Aunt: “Did you just poison me?”
Daughter: “Yes. Please die now.”
Aunt: “But I’m not ready to die!”
Daughter: “I asked nicely!”
Me: “Well, she did at least ask nicely.”
Aunt: “You do know your uncle will avenge me rig—” *falls over on the couch pretending to be dead*
Daughter: “That worked well.” *covers her aunt with a blanket*
Me: “I’m going to have to talk to your father about what is being watched at his house.”
Aunt: “Remind me to never take real food or drinks from her.”
Me: “Agreed.”
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