Dressing Up The Baby Problem

(I have just made a Christening dress that needs to be marked by my teacher. I am given a baby doll to put the dress on to. The doll is hard plastic with limbs that are quite stiff. I am having difficulty getting it into the dress. I don’t want to tear the flimsy dress in the process.)

Fellow Classmate: “How are you going to be when you have a baby, seeing as you can’t even dress a doll?”

Me: “Well, the last time I checked, babies were soft, flexible, and actually had arms that bend!”