Dressed Up For Your Non-Birthday
An old gentleman with a walker comes up to me.
Old Gentleman: “Is it your birthday?”
Me: “Um… no? Mine was in the spring.”
Old Gentleman: “Oh. The last two ladies I talked to in the photo department, it was their birthday.”
Me: “Nice timing!”
Later, after I punch out and head for the door, he asks where to find a specific candy he likes. I lead him to it.
Me: “So, all jazzed up. What’s the occasion?”
He has on a dark suit and a tie.
Old Gentleman: “Well, today I went to the doctor, then I got a haircut, and now I’m here at [Store] on my way home.”
Me: *Confused* “A suit, to get your haircut?”
Old Gentleman: “No, the doctor’s office, for the nurses!” *Sly wink*
Very sweet customer!
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
