Dressed To Stress

(My boyfriend and I are on our way home doing some Christmas shopping. He suggests stopping for a drink on the way.)

Me: “Not tonight, hun. I’m wearing jeans and a sweatshirt and that’s a pretty fancy place!”

Boyfriend: “Who cares, I’m not dressed to impress anyone. You’re not impressing anyone. Let’s just stop in for one drink.”

Me: “Wait, what?!”

Boyfriend: “I mean… wait! That’s not what I meant – you always impress me! You look great!”

*deathly silence*

Boyfriend: “We’ll just go straight home.”

Me: “Yes. We will.”