Dress Socks

, , , , | Working | March 3, 2018

(I am helping a woman find a dress for a wedding she obviously doesn’t want to attend. She is in a bad mood for most of the time she is in the store. Everything I suggest she says she doesn’t like, though it’s in a nice way.)

Customer: “I love this dress, but I am too flat-chested for it.”

Customer’s Friend: “You could always put some socks in there.”

Me: “Our socks are on sale.”

(I am waiting for the woman to get mad at me; luckily, she starts cracking up.)

Customer: “Thanks, I needed that.”

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