Dress Down The Conversation

(My sister and I are very close, but we rarely talk with one another about ‘girly’ subjects. One day, we are walking through the store and see some wedding decorations on sale.)

Me: “I’ve never gotten women who want to wear tiaras on their wedding days. Do they really need to be told they’re a ‘princess’ that badly?”

Sister: “Yeah. On my wedding day, I just want a really nice dress and a simple church ceremony.”

Me: “I really want a wedding dress I can wear again on a nice occasion. And all of my bridesmaids can just wear their nicest dresses.”

Sister: “Yeah, but— Wait, are we having GIRL TALK?”

(We give one another a look of mock horror.)

Me: “Dear God! Quick! Say something gross!”

Sister: “Fart!” *pause* “Okay, I think the balance has been restored.”