Dragonfruit Is Gross, But This Attitude Is REVOLTING
I stop by a fast food restaurant and get several tacos and a dragonfruit soda. When I arrive home, I put my food on the counter and turn around for a minute to let the dog out. Then, when I turn back around, I see my senile elderly uncle taking a sip of my soda.
Uncle: “What is this shit?”
Me: “It’s a dragonfruit soda. And it was mine.”
Uncle: “Oh, it’s one of those d*** [Asian slur] drinks! We don’t support other countries, only America!”
He threw my soda on the ground, just as my mom came in. I told her what happened and she started yelling at him and made him clean up the spill.