Dragging Her Kicking And Screaming
(I am a 26-year-old man walking through a mall. A mother pushing a stroller containing her daughter (who looks about two) is walking the other direction, about to pass by me. The little girl appears to be in a bad mood and is glaring angrily and struggling against the stroller. The mother looks exasperated.)
Girl: “GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!”
(I immediately turn to the girl and scream.)
Me: “Bleeeeeeeeeh! How do you like it?”
Girl: *confused stare*
Mother: *laughing*
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
