Dracula Gets A Re-Vamp

| Romantic | January 28, 2015

(My husband and I are sitting on our back patio in the early morning, letting our dogs run around. We both love the 1992 version of Dracula. My husband has come down with a cold, so I start quoting Dracula to make him laugh.)

Me: “You are my love and my life, always.”

Husband: “Yeah, you’re mine always too, dear.”

Me: “I want to be what you are, see what you see, love what you love.”

Husband: *coughs* “Uh huh, me too, babe.”

Me: “I love you! Oh, God forgive me, I do!”

Husband: “…okay. Thank you?”

Me: “Harrumph.”

Husband: “What? Am I missing something?”

Me: *in a fake choked up voice* “You were supposed to say ‘I have crossed oceans of time to find you’!”

Husband: “I don’t… I am not understanding the things that you are saying.”

Me: “Take me away from all this death!”

Husband: “…the dogs?”

Me: “For the love of… Dracula, I’m quoting Dracula to you!”

Husband: “Oh. How sweet you are, babe. I… love you like a love song, baby?”

Me: “I told you to stop letting the kids pick the radio station in the car! Go take some medicine and listen to Screeching Weasels, stat!”

Husband: “That would be best. Also?”

Me: “Yeah, babe?”

Husband: “The blood is the life… and it shall be mine.”

(He got up and walked inside without another word.)

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