Double Your Solar, Double Your Fun

| | Right | June 19, 2009

(I had a job on a boat, taking tourists out to sea so they could take really nice pictures of the midnight sun. One day, one of the tourists came up to me.)

Me: “What do you think of the midnight sun?”

Tourist: “Yeah, it’s really nice, but tell me one thing. On the map of our solar system, where is the midnight sun located?”

Me: “Er…the sun?”

Tourist: “No! I know where the sun is, but where is the midnight sun?”

Me: “The midnight sun and the sun are exactly the same, but when you are as far north as you are now, and since it’s summer, the sun never sets.”

Tourist: “WHAT THE F***?! I’m gonna sue your sorry a** for false advertisement! I didn’t come all the way from the US to watch the sun I have back home! *storms away*

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  • Lunam_Kardas

    …..This level of stupidity should hurt.

    • CyNical CyNthia

      It does. It hurts my head.

      • Lunam_Kardas

        It should hurt THEM, not us!
        Also weirdly enough I can’t find any explanation for why witnessing stupidity hurts!