Thinking This One To Death

(I’m taking a quiz online to determine what character I most resemble in the ‘Game of Thrones’ cast.)

Me: “Okay, so here’s a good question: ‘If you were visiting Westeros, what item would you take with you? A sword, maps and books, lots of gold, a horse, or a bodyguard?’ I don’t think a sword would be good, for sure. And not maps and books, because no one cares. Gold is good, but people will kill you for it. A horse is equally good, but again, people will kill you for it. And a bodyguard is super useful, but could potentially be bribed to kill you.”

Husband: “Well, no matter what, you’re going to be murdered. So you have to keep that in mind.”

Me: “Yeah, I know, but what do I want to be murdered for?”

Husband: “Ah! That is important!”