Dora Hasn’t Explored That Yet
Grocery Store | Right
| May 30, 2015
(I’m bagging a customer’s purchases when a woman and a little girl in a Dora the Explorer shirt walk by.)
Me: “Do you know how Dora the Explorer got her name?”
Customer: *suddenly horrified* “Uh… no…”
Me: “Because the Spanish word for ‘explorer’ is ‘exploradora.'”
Customer: “Oh, thank God. I thought you were going to say she was named after a p*rn star or something.”
Me: “…”
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
