Donut Touch These!

I am working my daily shift at work when my cousin comes over and hands me a coffee and donuts from the local bakery.

Me: “Aww, thank you!”

Cousin: “You’re welcome! I can’t stay long as I have to get back to the guys; I will see you later at the reunion!”

He leaves and a customer comes up to me.

Customer: “Does your manager know you’re getting free coffee and donuts?”

Me: “He’s my cousin, and he took the time to get me the coffee and donuts.”

The customer tries to grab one of my donuts.

Me: “If you lay a hand on these donuts, I will throw you out so fast you will get whiplash.”

Customer: “Excuse me?”

Me: “You’re excused. Bye now, and thank you for coming to the store. Have a good day!”

My coworker and manager heard me and told me they laughed when I said that!