Don’t Want Any Of Those Easter Eggs

(My fiancée walks into the bedroom. I am lying on the bed reading, and just as she turns away from me and loudly opens a drawer, I hear…)

Fiancée: “When do you want your yeast infection?”

Me: “YEAST INFECTION? You have a yeast infection?!”

Fiancée: “WHAT? NO! I said ‘when do you want your Easter basket?'”