Don’t Waist Your Time On Him
(A customer on his phone approaches me.)
Me: “Can I help you today, sir?”
Customer: “Yes, but I’m afraid it might be unethical.”
Me: *slightly worried* “Well, what is it I can do for you today?”
Customer: *turns around and pulls down the waistband of his jeans* “So, my wife is next door getting me new pants, and I can’t remember what size I am. Would you mind taking a look at the tag?”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
