Bullying Beleaguered By Beluga

(One of my classmates is a bit of a jerk and bully, and usually likes to find something to berate me over. He especially likes to point out anything strange or weird I do to others, so that they might be tempted to join in. He has decided to mock me for eating corn chips while drinking coffee. No one joins him in attacking me.)

Classmate #1: “Who cares?”

Classmate #2: “Why is that weird?”

(I start laughing. The kicker was he COMPLETELY missed the fact that I was dipping my corn chips in caviar.)