Don’t Take A Picture; You’ll Last Longer

It’s in the very early hours of the morning and the entirety of my resident hall is outside thanks to the fire alarm going off.

Girl: “[Guy]! Did you really grab that f****** camera on your way out?!”

I look and there is indeed a guy in his pajamas holding nothing but a professional-looking camera.

Guy: “Yes! This thing cost me $800; it’s worth so much more than my d***ed soul!”