Don’t Sweat The Sweatpants

(My husband and I are spending an evening at home, watching a movie.)

Me: “Just a sec, I’m going to go put on some sweatpants.”

Husband: “There aren’t sweatpants that could contain that butt!”

Me: “What did you just say?!”

Husband: “I meant that your butt is too cute for sweatpants! They couldn’t contain the cuteness!”

Me: “Uh-huh.”