Don’t Sweat The Sweatpants
(My husband and I are spending an evening at home, watching a movie.)
Me: “Just a sec, I’m going to go put on some sweatpants.”
Husband: “There aren’t sweatpants that could contain that butt!”
Me: “What did you just say?!”
Husband: “I meant that your butt is too cute for sweatpants! They couldn’t contain the cuteness!”
Me: “Uh-huh.”