Don’t Sweat It; No, Seriously, Don’t Sweat

, , , , | Right | October 10, 2017

(It is summer in San Diego, around 1:00 pm, and our air conditioner is broken. It is quite warm, to say the least. We are busy, and sweating is inevitable. I have a table of two women, maybe in their 40s, and I have just returned with their drinks.)

Me: “Ladies, are you ready to order?”

(One of them hands me a napkin because of the perspiration blatantly streaming down my forehead. I take it as a kind gesture, so I pat my forehead dry.)

Customer: “It’s a bit warm, huh?”

Me: “Thank you. Yes, it is; our air conditioner is broken.”

Customer: “You know, it’s not polite to sweat in front of customers.”

Me: “Um, I’m sorry, but it’s very hot in here, and I can’t really help it.”

Customer: “Oh. You’re one of those people.”

(…wait, what?)

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