Don’t Sell Yourself Short
(I am about to meet my boyfriend’s parents for the first time. I am talking to him about it.)
Me: “I’m so nervous!”
Boyfriend: “You have nothing to be nervous about. Don’t worry.”
Me: “What have you told them about me?”
Boyfriend: “Uh…nothing, really.”
Me: “Nothing?”
Boyfriend: “I told them you’re short.”