Don’t Say Short And Sweet
(I am on the let down of a massive five-day migraine and am having serious sugar cravings.)
Me: “Mum! [Boyfriend] satisfied my sugar craving!”
Mum: *funny look* “And just how did he do that?”
Me: *realising what she is thinking* “Noooo, he gave me sherbet!” *pause* “Plus there isn’t THAT much sugar in that anyway” *wink*
Boyfriend: *from the other room* “Not listening!”
Mum & Me: *hysterical laughter*
Mum: “They do say laughter is the best medicine!”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?