Don’t S*** Where You Eat Or Rob Where You Work

I worked at a video rental store years ago. One of the employees came into work before her shift, dressed in her uniform but wearing a mask, with her boyfriend who also wore a mask. They robbed the store at gunpoint and then left the store at a slow walk, holding hands.

They didn’t even make it a block away when the police caught up with them.

Employee: *To the police.* “How were the employees in the store so sure it was me?”

Apparently, she hadn’t realized that robbing a store you worked at, while in the uniform and name tag of said store, made you recognizable, despite a cheap mask.