Don’t Pass On The Bad Stuff To The Next Generation

My mother purchased a bathing suit and wore it to a water park, got a (smallish) hole in it on one of the rides, and tried to return it.

Mother: “I hadn’t noticed it when purchasing it and I want a refund.”

I, elementary school age, was with her and did not understand she was trying to be sneaky, and said:

Me: “No, Mom, you got that hole on the water slide, remember?”

This was decades ago so I don’t even remember the outcome but man. My parents raised me right even if they didn’t follow their own parenting advice!