Don’t Paint Yourself Into A Corner

, , , , | Right | December 14, 2020

Two adult customers come to my cash with two-gallon bottles of paint.

Me: “That’s a lot of paint.”

Customer #1: *Smiling* “We like paint!”

Customer #2: *Giggles* “We really like paint! We like to drink it! Is this nontoxic?”

Customer #1: “Yeah, is it nontoxic?”

Me: *Announcing* “I AM NOT LIABLE!”

I hand them their receipt.

Me: “Have a good night!”

I’m ninety percent sure they were kidding.

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