Don’t Paint Yourself Into A Corner
Two adult customers come to my cash with two-gallon bottles of paint.
Me: “That’s a lot of paint.”
Customer #1: *Smiling* “We like paint!”
Customer #2: *Giggles* “We really like paint! We like to drink it! Is this nontoxic?”
Customer #1: “Yeah, is it nontoxic?”
Me: *Announcing* “I AM NOT LIABLE!”
I hand them their receipt.
Me: “Have a good night!”
I’m ninety percent sure they were kidding.
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
