You Don’t Need That Actually Needs That, Part 2

, , , | Right | September 29, 2017

(I’m taking an order on the phone.)

Me: “This is [Pizza Place]. Will this be for pickup or delivery?”

Customer: “Pickup.”

Me: “Okay. Can I get a name?

Customer: “I have a discount card!”

Me: “Okay.”

Customer: “I want a large pepperoni.”

Me: “Okay. Can I get a name?”

Customer: “And a spaghetti!”

Me: “Okay. Can I get your name?”

Customer: “I have the discount card.”

Me: “Yup, I’ve got that written down here. Can I get a name for the order?”

Customer: “How long?”

Me: “Twenty minutes. Can I get—”

Customer: “Okay, see you then!” *hangs up*


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