Don’t Mess With Their Connection

(My coworker and I get along wonderfully but absolutely cannot work together. Inevitably, one will bump or hit the other or knock something over. This conversation happens while I’m cleaning up one of our messes.)

Me: “One day we’re gonna make a big enough mess where they’re not gonna let us work together anymore.”

Employee: “Well, we haven’t hurt ourselves, each other, or killed anybody yet, so I think we’ll be okay.”

Me: “Yeah, it’s all fun and games until somebody loses an eye!”