Don’t Make It Into A Habit

(My sister is playing ‘Assassins Creed: Revelations’ for the first time.)

*slicing noise*

Sister: “Oh my God!”

Me: “What?”

Sister: “I just killed someone!”

(She starts laughing hysterically.)

Me: “What?!”

Sister: “It’s an innocent person! Look, I’m standing on top of her!”

Me: “Oh, dear God.”

Sister: *continues laughing hysterically* “Oh, crap. I think it’s a nun!”