Don’t Lose Sight Of The Numbers

(A customer walks in and uses the automated lotto machine. On her way out she tries to catch my attention.)

Woman: “I just don’t understand why they have that.”

Me: *confused* “Have what?”

Woman: “The machine has braille writing under the screen.”

(I don’t know offhand what the braille sign says.)

Me: “I think it’s to make sure everyone is included in their ability to gamble?”

Woman: “But I just don’t know why they put it there.”

(Lost for words, I blurt out the first thing that comes to mind.)

Me: “Blind luck?”

(The woman cracked up and left the store laughing. My coworker and I went to see what the sign actually said: “Please ask for a clerk if you need assistance.”)

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