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Don’t Let Innocence Throw In The Towel

Related | January 6, 2016

(We have just gotten home from the pool and I left my towel in a wet heap on the ground.)

Mom: “Go hang up that towel.”

Me: *holding up the towel* “This towel is an INNOCENT MAN!”

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