Don’t Kick A Pink Gift Horse In The Mouth
(It’s nearly closing time, when a mother comes in with her son, who looks to be about two or three.)
Boy: “I want a dolly! Look mummy!” *takes doll off shelf*
Mother: “No, that’s for girls. Let’s go look at the Lego.”
Boy: *points at box of pink Lego* “This one, mummy! Please!”
Mother: “You can’t have pink, that’s a girl’s colour.”
Boy: “I get horsey?” *points at pink toy horse*
Me: “I love horseys. That seems like a great idea. It’s always lovely to see a handsome young man like you who likes pink horseys. Is that okay with you, Ma’am?”
Mother: “You’re trying to turn my son gay!”
Me: “I can assure you that I am not attempting anything like that.”
(I walk away to allow the mother to pick out a ‘suitable’ toy for her son. They walk up to the cash desk with a toy car set, but the boy is crying.)
Me: “That’ll be £23, please.”
Boy: “Want horsey!”
Me: “Since you’re such a cutie, how about a free horsey?”
(I took a cheap pink horse from a shelf and handed it to him.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?