Don’t Just Let Them Wing It
I worked as a lifeguard at a public pool last summer. We had a strict “No water wings” policy; those little f***ers are death traps.
A woman is putting water wings on her kid next to the pool, and I politely inform her:
Me: “Ma’am, we do not allow water wings, but we have life vests available for free.”
I point to them, literally five feet from where she’s standing.
Woman: *Infuriated* “How dare you dictate to me how I treat my child?!”
I can see this escalating, so I call my supervisor over. As he arrives and speaks to her, the kid jumps in the pool. The water wings slip up his arms, and he’s suspended underwater. I jump in and pull him out.
Woman: *Even more furious* “You have some nerve to touch my child! I’m gonna sue!”
She was banned from the pool.
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Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.