Don’t Have To Spell It Out For Her

(I am at lunch with my mother and grandparents.)

Grandma: “Don’t forget, we have papers in the car, and something for [me].”

Grandpa: “What?”

Grandma: “What did we have for breakfast?”

Grandpa: “Oh! A d-o-n-u-t.”

Me: “Grandpa, I’m 26. And an English major.”