Don’t Have A Cow’s Heart, Man
High School | Learning
| May 10, 2015
(I am a high school English teacher, but one of my closest friends works in the science department. On this day, he has come to my classroom to show off the cow’s heart he got for dissection with his AP class.)
Student #1: “Hey! What you got there?”
Friend: “A human heart!”
(My friend proceeded to run at the student, holding out the box, and the student ran out of the classroom screaming.)
