Don’t Hamper My Plans

(I am six months pregnant and I’m finalizing our baby registry. The last thing I need to get is a changing table and I’ve found one that I’m really excited about. I walk over to my husband and start describing it.)

Me: “And it even comes with its own hamper!”

Husband: “A hamper? I thought we were using a diaper pail?”

Me: “We are… The hamper is for his clothing.”

Husband: “Oh! I forgot babies don’t wear underwear!”