Don’t Go Into The Light

(Some of my family will leave lights on before they leave for work, wasting electricity. I try to remind them to turn off lights. My brother is about to leave one morning, and starts shouting from the front door.)

Brother: “Sorry, I left some of the lights on! I don’t have time!”

Me: “Wait, what? But you’re still in the hou—”

(The door slams.)

Me: “…what?”

Sister: “Dude. Did he seriously just say, from inside the house, that he couldn’t take ten seconds to turn off the downstairs lights?”