Don’t Give Him Some Sugar

| Virginia Beach, VA, USA | Working | April 21, 2014

(My sister and I are at a popular drive thru fast food chain for breakfast.)

Server: “Do you want any cream or sugar for the coffee?”

Sister: “No, thank you.”

Server: “I thought not. You’re pretty sweet and sugary yourself.”

(My sister is so thrown off she doesn’t know what to say, so I reach across the car for my coffee and speak up.)

Me: “Thanks, honey!”

(Being a guy in my 20s, he seems a little put off. As we drive off I tell my sister:)

Me: “Next time I’ll have my coffee, hold the creep.”

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