Don’t Get Your Drills Twistered Up

(I am in middle school and we are having a tornado drill. During this drill, students and teachers must crouch in the hallway and cover their necks and heads. We all file into the hallways and assume the position. I happen to be nearest to the door and can see the sunny day outside.)

Voice: “HEEEEEELLLLPPPP MEEEEEEE!”

(I look up and see the voice is my friend outside spinning in a circle and screaming.)

My Friend: “I’M BEING SUCKED UP BY A TORNADO!”

(His whole class joins in and starts spinning and screaming. The teachers just stare at them in shock while the principal is located. Apparently, their teacher confused a tornado drill with a fire drill!)