Don’t Get The Thong Idea
(My boyfriend and I frequently talk about moving in together. We are texting.)
Boyfriend: “And everything will be ours?”
Me: “Yes, everything ours.”
(I pause due to a horrible mental image, and make an addendum.)
Me: “Except leggings and thongs. Those should probably stay mine.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.