Don’t Get Shirty With A Pregnant Lady
(I’m about four months pregnant and I have pregnancy brain, along with other symptoms, pretty badly. My husband and I are just waking up and I roll over to cuddle with him.)
Me: *groggily* “You’re not wearing pants.”
Husband: “Yes, I am.”
Me: “No, I mean top pants.”
Husband: “Do you mean a shirt?!”
Me: “Shut up! I’m making a person!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.