Don’t Forget To Read The Period
(My fiancé and I are each on our computers and we’re scrolling through Craigslist looking for furniture. He has a bad habit of not reading a whole word and just guessing what something is based on the letters.)
Fiancé: “Free tampons!”
Me: “What?!”
Fiancé: “Oh, that says trampoline…”
Me: “…”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?