Don’t Fool Around With Daycare
Caller: “Hey, you take care of kids?”
Me: “Yes. What ages and times are you needing?”
Caller: “Well, I got six kids and I need them outta here while I do my thang.”
Me: “Your ‘thang’?”
Caller: “Yeah, I can’t get my mack on with all them d*** kids runnin’ around. So, could you take them from like… 8pm to 3 or 4 am?”
Me: “I don’t do overnight care, sir. I’m sorry.”
Caller: “That’s okay. By the way, are you married?”
Question of the Week
What is the most wholesome experience you’ve ever had?