Don’t F*** With The Menu
(I work on drive-thru. I have a bit of a reputation for acting silly with customers, usually because I work the late-night weekend shifts and therefore talk to a lot of drunk people.)
Me: “Hi, welcome to [Restaurant]. Can I please take your order?”
Customer: *confused, obviously caught out* “Ah, ah – f***!”
Me: *not missing a beat* “That’ll cost extra, sir.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
