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Don’t Ever Accept Breakfast From Them

| Friendly | December 27, 2016

(I am on a road trip with my girlfriend and a friend. In my defense, we got up at four am.)

Me: “Is it illegal to cook a body even if you don’t eat it?”

Girlfriend: “No, that’s cannibalism.”

Me: “I just said without cannibalism! I mean, I’m sure it is, but…”

Friend: “Isn’t that just cremation?”

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